Well the crack BDS reporting staff has done it again (you said crack) and come up with the transcript of the secret meeting between the Commish and Judge Berman this morning.
Roger: Judge Berman?
Judge Berman: [pointedly ignoring him and Wells] I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
Roger: [tentatively] I just wanted to ask about the suspension. The-the four game suspension, for Brady. Wh-When does he get it?
Judge Berman: He doesn’t.
Roger: Why not?
Judge Berman: Because you broke the rules.
Rogers: What rules? We didn’t see any rules, did we, Wells?
[Wells shakes his head briefly]
Judge Berman: [springs up from his chair, angrily] Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the collective bargaining agreement signed by you, it states quite clearly that all suspensions shall become null and void if – and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy:
[grabs a magnifying glass and reads]
Judge Berman: I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera… Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera… Memo bis punitor delicatum!
[slams the contract copy and the magnifying glass down, continues shouting]
Judge Berman: It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You were aware that the balls were not properly inflated before the game! You did nothing to fix it and then lied to cover your own ass, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
[turns back to his work]
Roger: [shocked] You’re a crook. You’re a cheat and a swindler! That’s what you are!
Roger: How could you do something like this, I am protecting the shield, think of all the women with pink jerseys? You’re an inhuman monster!
Judge Berman: [shouts even louder] I said good day!
[turns back to his work again]
Roger: Come on, Wells. Let’s get out of here. I’ll get even with him if its the last thing I’ll ever do. If Colt’s fans want an appeal, they’ll get one.
If you don’t get it this might help. (and really, who doesn’t get the reference other than maybe elected officials in Eastern Kentucky)
There has been a lot of back and forth on social media today from different fan bases but the best thing that I saw that pretty much sums it up is this.
Either way can we take a cue from my 6 year old daughter’s favorite and Let it Go! It is football season people! We made it! We get to watch Utah beat down Jim Harbaugh and the Wolverines tonight.