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I know that I am just jinxing my Cats tonight but here is my Top 10 list of things that last longer than Duke in the NCAA Tournament.

10.  Chicago Cubs World Series hopes

9.  Kim Kardashian marriages

8.  Jim Irsey’s sobriety

7.  North Carolina athletes in a spelling bee

6.  The Magic Hour

5.  Your phones battery on an airplane

4.  Rick at Porcinins

3.  The sleeves on Bill Belicheck’s hoodies

2.  Jim Harbaugh hand shakes

1.  Fruit Stripe gum