Time to root for Kentucky. Or at least root against Bobby Petrino

Posted: November 29, 2014 by jmklee in Uncategorized


For the second weekend in a row I get to yell horrible things at the TV about Bobby Petrino as Kentucky plays Louisville today for the Governor’s Cup.

Let’s just remind you the history of the biggest “gutless bastard” in all of sports.  Here is a timeline that SBNation.com put together.



After his only season as the Jaguars‘ offensive coordinator, Petrino takes the Auburn offensive coordinator job, allegedly without telling Jacksonville head coach Tom Coughlin.


After one year at Auburn, Petrino takes the Louisville head coaching job. He then interviews with Auburn boosters for the Tigers’ head coaching position, behind the backs of his eventual boss (Louisville athletic director Tom Jurich) and former boss (Auburn head coach Tommy Tuberville, who had yet to be fired).

Petrino lied about having any contact with Auburn officials — until two reporters for The (Louisville) Courier-Journal confronted him with documentation of the private plane that brought the university president and athletic director into Petrino’s backyard. I was one of the two reporters. And even when faced with the evidence, Petrino resisted telling the truth until Auburn issued a statement owning up to the whole affair.

Boxed into a corner, Petrino asked forgiveness and chalked it up to the inexperience of a “young coach.” Louisville forgave him because he was 9-3 and his offense blew up scoreboards.

Tuberville stays with the school until 2008. Petrino will have three different head coaching jobs in that time.

2004 to 2006

Petrino interviews for at least three other head coaching jobs — the RaidersNotre Dameand LSU — and is reportedly in touch with multiple other teams. At one point he says, “I’m not interested in any other coaching jobs.”

He gets a raise.

July 13, 2006

Petrino signs a 10-year contract extension with Louisville, telling the world he isn’t going anywhere:

“We did want to make a statement,” Petrino said. ” … I also wanted to make sure that everyone understood – and I know I’ve said it – that this is where my family wants to be and where I want to be. But I want everyone to really believe it when it is said.”

Asked later if he was emphatically telling other teams not to pursue him, Petrino said, “Yeah. That’s why we did the buyout. That’s why I wanted the buyout, so everybody understands that.”

January 7, 2007

Petrino goes somewhere, as he is hired as the head of the Atlanta FalconsHe says he’s taking what he “truly feel[s] is the best job in the National Football League.”

“I’m in shock right now,” a Louisville player tells ESPN. “We’re coming off a great Orange Bowl win and we were all thinking national championship. I didn’t think this would happen. He said he enjoyed college football. He’s a great coach, and we’re going to miss him.”

November 26, 2007

Petrino says he hasn’t considered leaving the Falcons, who are 3-8 without quarterback Michael Vick.

I haven’t given it one bit of thought. I certainly don’t want to get into any speculation and rumors and having to deal with that. I’m focused on our football team here.

December 10, 2007

Petrino resigns from the Falcons 13 games into his first season, telling his players via a 78-word letter posted in the team’s locker room.

One player, Lawyer Milloy, responds by writing “coward” in red Sharpie on his copy and displaying it for reporters. Three years later, Petrino’s defensive coordinator, Mike Zimmer, calls Petrino a “gutless bastard.”

That night, Petrino is introduced as the head coach at Arkansas.

December 2008

Jurich, the Cardinals AD, on the ongoing process of cleaning up Petrino’s Louisville mess:

Bobby went to areas where he thought he was strong recruiting and some of them panned out and some didn’t. That’s the nature of it. But listen, we had to clear out a lot of discipline issues. And our numbers suffered. We cleared 21 kids out of here, and that’s a lot. That’s a big hit for anybody to take, Eric. I don’t know anyone that has. But we want to do things the right way.

April 1, 2012

Petrino crashes his motorcycle, suffering injuries.

It’s later discovered that his passenger on the bike was a 25-year-old former Arkansas volleyball player and current football team assistant with whom he was having an affair. He’d hired her (possibly illegally) over several far more qualified candidates.

Petrino attempts to hide the assistant’s presence at the crash, asking a witness not to call 911. Arkansas eventually releases a statement saying Petrino was alone in the crash.

April 11, 2012

Petrino is fired by Arkansas after the 2011 season following the events resulting from the motorcycle crash, which included the coach lying to athletic director Jeff Long and the revelation that Petrino had paid his mistress $20,000.

“We’ve put a lot of hard work over these last four years to get where we’re at,” running back Knile Davis tells the Associated Press. “Just to see it go down the drain in 24 hours is just, you know, it hurts. But we can’t do anything but move forward.”

An NFL team is reportedly interested in him.

December 20, 2012

Petrino is hired by Western Kentucky as its new head coach after rumors connecting him to Arkansas State, Colorado, and others.

Petrino was fired by Arkansas after being caught lying about his affair with an employee, which was brought to light due to his wrecking a motorcycle with her aboard. He also has a very well-earned reputation as a job-hopper. But other than that, he’s good to go!

He does not promise to stay forever, saying, “You can’t know what the future is going to hold, but we hope that we can be here as long as possible.”

March 2013

SB Nation’s own Steven Godfrey profiles Petrino and the move to Western Kentucky. Athletic director Todd Stewart admits that a quick departure by the coach is a likely result.

We want him here for a long time, obviously, but I’m not naive to the turnover. This was Willie Taggart’s alma mater and he only stayed here three years. Certainly change is a possibility but I don’t want to have to replace a head coach every year. I think continuity is important and that’s what we’re striving for.

August 2013

Anonymous SEC coaches on the ongoing process of cleaning up Petrino’s Arkansas mess:

They are going to be slim in a lot of spots. It’s going to take them three years to get a good foundation. It’s a product of bad recruiting – which is typical of a Bobby Petrino school. It’s the same thing that happened at Louisville that got Steve Kragthorpe fired. Petrino didn’t leave him any players. It’s the same thing at Arkansas. They have no players on defense. Petrino would load up on offense and leave the cupboard bare. That’s why he can’t ever get over the hump.

January 8, 2014

Petrino is reportedly being hired again by Louisville after one season with the Hilltoppers.



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