Roger Goodell plays Captain Obvious for the day

Posted: May 6, 2015 by jmklee in Uncategorized

So the NFL and their village idiot, Roger Goodell, let us all know that they think the Patriots were purposely deflating footballs.  You don’t say?  BDS made a follow up call and found out there was more to the Wells report that was not in the original release.  Here are the other findings the NFL want to let us know they have gotten to the bottom of.

Bruce Willis is dead throughout the movie.

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Bill Clinton did in fact have sex with that women.

Lance Armstrong was on the juice.

Pete Rose bet on baseball.

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The Indiana Fever were against the Religious Freedom Bill.

and

Darth Vader is in fact Luke’s Father.

Thanks guys for spending time and money on this.  Just go back to attempting to ruin football or whatever you do.

 

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