Nuke vs Wild Thing

Posted: May 8, 2015 by jmklee in Uncategorized

nukeEbby Calvin LaLoosh 6’5″ 210

Wears garters and breaths through his eyelids.

Has a Porsche 911 with a quadrophonic blaupunkt.

Before his profession debut he took no pre-game warm-up pitches and uncorked his fist pitch at 95 mph that ended up in the press box.  Next pitch hit the batter.  His last five pitches (96, 98, 97, 97 and 97mph) were faster than the first five.  He struck out 18, new Carolina league record.  Walked 18, another league record and hit the mascot twice.  Here is the pitch spray chart.

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Here are Nukes career stats.

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rickyRicky Vaughn 5’10” 180

Once incarcerated and willing to drag a guy outta a restaurant to kick the shit out of him for a buddy.

Not a fan of putting snot or Crisco on a ball to get an edge.

Developed a cult like following

Both started and closed in him MLB rookie season.

Career stats

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