Hide your bikes! West Lafayette edition

Posted: September 17, 2015 by jmklee in Uncategorized

untitledTwo Freshman Purdue football players, Evyn Cooper and David Rose, were arrested yesterday.  One for theft and one for attempted theft(obviously David Rose is not a finisher) and what were the two Boiler cornerbacks taking without permission you ask?  Bicycles.  What?  Yep bikes?  I know, they allegedly were forcing locks off the bikes and were arrested at 1 am Wednesday morning.

So were these kids just tired of walking around campus?  Maybe the cool kids in their dorm have those awesome BMX bikes with the pegs and get chicks by doing tricks in the parking lot and they just wanted to fit in?  Or, the coaching staff told them they had to get bigger, faster, stronger and they thought late night mountain biking was their path to a starting stop on the defense.  Maybe they wanted to practice their cool jumps and their bike was in the shop?


Whatever the reasons were I’m sure they had a good reason. (cough, idiots)  Now, if these two are found guilty I think I have found the perfect punishment to fit the crime.

They have to serve 40 hours of community service in Mr. Horton’s bike shop.



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