Archive for December, 2015

There are just a few shopping hours left to get that special gift for the sports fan in your life.  The question is, what to get them?  Well don’t worry, BDS is here to help.

Here is a list of team specific gifts so you can’t go wrong.

Colts Fan

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Offensive lineman and lots of them.  Andrew Luck and the rest of the Colts QB’s would appreciate it if you paid extra to have them overnighted.

Indiana Hoosiers Fan

If you could find a way for the Celtics to lose their next 50 games in horrible fashion you will surely make that IU fan very happy.

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Pacers Fan

Ummm, how about a point guard that is more worried about the team instead of his hair color.  Yep, that will do.

Kentucky Wildcat Fan

This as been a spoiled group the past few years but if you could dig up an OC for the football team that can put more than 16 points on the board that would be nice.

Cincinnati Bengals Fan

This one is easy, Harry Potter bone regrowth formula, Skele-Gro

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Purdue Boilermaker Fan

The one thing no Boilermaker fan has.  A Championship banner.

Louisville Cardinals Fan

The bible, and hope they read it and repent before the end of days is upon us.

Notre Dame Irish Fan

Bubble wrap to protect those 5 star players so they can make a run at next years College Football Playoff.

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Cincinnati Reds Fan

Bourbon, they are going to need it.

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Hoosier Nation has been a basketball fanbase over the past year torn apart by a coach that many want gone.  There have been many reasons that fans point to as justifcation to fire Tom Crean.  From player behavior on and off the court to losses in big games everyone has their reasons but tonight might show the biggest reason a change is looming in Bloomington, empty seats.

Here is a picture right before the tip.

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and one over halfway through the fist half.

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Nothing speaks louder than empty seats and and nothing is more damaging to a program than an apathetic fanbase.

I saw on KSR this morning that Kentucky sharp shooter, Derek Willis, has a new doo.  Now I’m not sure the look he is going for but I think Derek is just trying to get into the Christmas spirit.  This has to be a nod to my favorite of the Christmas specials, The Year Without a Santa Clause.  Check it out, you make the call.

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I know Derek can shoot and all but he is going to have to get hotter from behind the arch before I start calling him the Heat Miser.

 

 

The Cuban Missile Crisis

Posted: December 8, 2015 by jmklee in Uncategorized

If you went to bed without checking your twitter feed or got sucked into the Monday Night Football game (seriously, there are degenerates that watched that game) you might be waking up and asking yourself one question about the Cincinnati Reds.

85f9bcfa5b47a8f33e77a141606547edThis time yesterday the Reds were looking to start rebuilding their team with much needed young talent and news started coming out that teams like the Dodgers and Astros were bidding against each other for Cuban flamethrower, Aroldis Chapman.  Life was good.  Now you wake up to a Yahoo Sports report that police were called to Chapman’s Florida home to respond to shots being fired and a potential domestic dispute.  Neat!

aroldis-chapmanWho could have seen this happen?  Ummm, anyone with a brain.

Here is the Yahoo report with pics of the police report.

And just like that the once hungry market for a Reds player has dried up and gone away.  This is a team and front office that seems to have a history of being too little too late a lot lately.

You can say I’m crazy but the Reds should have traded both Chapman AND Fraizer last year at the trading deadline.  Both would have brought a bigger return and the Reds might have actually had the first pick in this years draft instead of the second as they do now.

I know, I know, they can’t do that because they have to sell tickets.  All I heard yesterday when news started circulating that the Reds were going be able to trade Chapman was fans were not going to go to the games.  To that I say, BULLSHIT!

You know what will make them go?  Winning games!  If the Reds keep making decisions like extending Barry Larkin when he was washed up, Signing Votto to a contract they can’t afford, giving Homer Bailey a giant sack of money and many other horrible decisions because it is what the fans want then this team will continue to suck and suck bad.

What this team needs is a total makeover and it needs it now!  The Reds need to take some advice from Randolph and Mortimer Duke and SELL SELL SELL!

 

Something tells me though the Reds will be left holding the bag just like the Dukes.

 

Christmas Memories: White Christmas

Posted: December 7, 2015 by jmklee in Uncategorized

From now until Christmas I will give you a few of my favorite seasonal moments and memories.  Tonight I start out with the closing song from my favorite Christmas movie, White Christmas.  The movie stars Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Vera-Ellen from Norwod, OH, and northern Kentucky’s own Rosemary Clooney.

 

So Hope Solo sent out a picture of the field conditions for the match against Trinidad & Tobago that has since been canceled due to things like this.  But, ummm….

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hasn’t Hope Solo shown us this view before?

Worst Gifts To Give For Christmas

Posted: December 5, 2015 by jmklee in Uncategorized

Today I spent my time like many others did, Christmas shopping.  The wife and I headed to the mall with the 6 year old to find that perfect gift for some certain friends and family.  I must say we did really well and was in and out quickly while even finding some good sales to boot.  Walking around the mall though we saw some horrible gifts and it got me thinking what are the worst presents to give to someone you actually like?

Here is a list of DO NOT BUY gifts!

PETS

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Never give someone you like something that is going to piss and shit all over their house.  Honestly, it would be better if you just walked into their living room and dropped a deuce yourself.  At least they would not have to feed you and get up in the middle of the night to let you out for the next 12 years.

CELL PHONE

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I am not taking about when you finally get your kid one (unless you are buying it for an 8 year old. Please stop doing this people.) I am talking about giving a gift to someone who will now have to pay a monthly bill they didn’t have before.  This is horrible.  It is like getting your mom a car but instead of paying cash you handed her the payment book when you dropped off the keys.

THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER BUY YOUR OWN KIDS

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If you buy my kids something loud and annoying or something that will ruin clothes or carpet there is a special place in hell for you.  This is usually not a problem for people that have kids of their own but if you have a sibling that does not have kids and thinks they are the “cool aunt”, watch out.  If you are the “cool aunt” just stay away form the drum kits and Sharpe markers please.

DONATIONS IN SOMEONE’S NAME

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This is a total douche move.  If we want to feed the hungry or give to a local charity we already are.  Plus most people that give to charity do it and don’t tell anyone because we realize it isn’t about us, it’s about the charity. All this is about is you wanting to make yourself look more saintly and guess what, we would rather have the bottle of booze instead of hearing how noble you are.  We get enough of that already from your Facebook page.

So there you have it, stay away from these items or anything that resembles them and everyone will have a Merry Christmas.