Worst Gifts To Give For Christmas

Posted: December 5, 2015 by jmklee in Uncategorized

Today I spent my time like many others did, Christmas shopping.  The wife and I headed to the mall with the 6 year old to find that perfect gift for some certain friends and family.  I must say we did really well and was in and out quickly while even finding some good sales to boot.  Walking around the mall though we saw some horrible gifts and it got me thinking what are the worst presents to give to someone you actually like?

Here is a list of DO NOT BUY gifts!



Never give someone you like something that is going to piss and shit all over their house.  Honestly, it would be better if you just walked into their living room and dropped a deuce yourself.  At least they would not have to feed you and get up in the middle of the night to let you out for the next 12 years.



I am not taking about when you finally get your kid one (unless you are buying it for an 8 year old. Please stop doing this people.) I am talking about giving a gift to someone who will now have to pay a monthly bill they didn’t have before.  This is horrible.  It is like getting your mom a car but instead of paying cash you handed her the payment book when you dropped off the keys.



If you buy my kids something loud and annoying or something that will ruin clothes or carpet there is a special place in hell for you.  This is usually not a problem for people that have kids of their own but if you have a sibling that does not have kids and thinks they are the “cool aunt”, watch out.  If you are the “cool aunt” just stay away form the drum kits and Sharpe markers please.



This is a total douche move.  If we want to feed the hungry or give to a local charity we already are.  Plus most people that give to charity do it and don’t tell anyone because we realize it isn’t about us, it’s about the charity. All this is about is you wanting to make yourself look more saintly and guess what, we would rather have the bottle of booze instead of hearing how noble you are.  We get enough of that already from your Facebook page.

So there you have it, stay away from these items or anything that resembles them and everyone will have a Merry Christmas.


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