The Bengals Broke One Simple Rule

Posted: January 15, 2016 by jmklee in Uncategorized

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So, have the Bengals cut Burfict, fired Marvin and told Pacman to take a hike yet?  No?  Well, at least there is college basketball to watch.

Let me just say this about the Bengals.  If you are a red-blooded male there has been a time in your life that you have either dated or thought about dating a stripper.  It is the ultimate high score on the hot/crazy matrix for sure.  But there is one rule that must ALWAYS be followed.  DONT MARRY THE STRIPPER!  The Bengals have not only have married the stripper but allowed her crack head sister to move in with them.  Until they change, nothing will change.  I don’t feel sorry for the fans like myself.  We choose to be invested.  We can stop if we want.  Who I feel sorry for are the respectable players on that team that sacrifice everything to be on a winning team.  Andy Dalton, AJ Green, Andrew Whitworth and others now know how Reggie Miller felt the night Ron Artest went all Artest in Detroit.  What takes a lifetime of blood sweat and tears to build can be taken away in a blink of an eye by just one very selfish player.

So someone let me know when the Bengals start serving divorce paperwork so I can give a crap again.

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