Douchebag of the Day: Matthew McConaughey

Posted: May 16, 2017 by jmklee in Uncategorized

So last night Matthew McConaughey went to the Rays – Indians game.  Seems pretty innocent, I mean everyone likes to take in a game now and then.  So why am I writing about it you ask?  Because Mr. I drive a Lincoln has officially become the douchiest douche that has ever D-bagged before.  Why?  This is why.

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Because being Matthew McConaughey doesn’t draw enough attention to himself he has to wear a stupid hat with his catch phrase on it so those people around him that aren’t quite sure if that’s really him will know.  I feel the same why Jeff Spicoli does.giphy

McConaughey doesn’t belong at an Indian’s game, he belongs at a Cub’s game in the bleachers with the other ass hats.

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